Showing posts with label Tim Curry. Show all posts
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April 20, 2017

REVIEW: Clue


In an era where The Emoji Movie is soon to be an actual thing (thank you, Sony Pictures), it's worth noting that absurd adaptations are hardly a modern convention. Take, for example, 1985's Clue, based off of the classic board game. At first glance, basing a film off of a board game sounds like a ludicrous venture; when it comes to board games, plot elements are typically little more than set-dressing. It's the reason there's a million different branded variations of Clue, Monopoly, and The Game of Life. The murder/mystery elements of the game are just for show, since the actual game itself is less about discerning motives and more about using process of elimination to predict the contents of an envelope. That said, I hardly think there's a licensed adaptation that can't simply be salvaged with a hefty dose of originality and imagination. The biggest problem with the Battleship movie wasn't that the filmmakers decided to make it about alien warships firing giant pegs at naval vessels, so much as it was that they decided Rihanna was an actress. If you want an example of an absurd concept that shines purely because of the amount of polish applied by the filmmakers, look no further than Clue.



Set in 1954, the film opens with an assortment of people attending a fancy dinner party at the mysterious Hill House. As each guest is greeted by the butler, Wadsworth (Tim Curry), they are given an alias and instructed to keep their actual identities a secret. Thus we are introduced to our would-be suspects, Professor Plum (Christopher Lloyd), Miss Peacock (Eileen Brennan), Mrs. White (Madeline Kahn), Mr. Green (Michael McKean), Colonel Mustard (Martin Mull), and Miss Scarlet (Lesley Anne Warren). Once they are joined by the final guest and host, Mr. Boddy (Lee Ving), Wadsworth informs the guests that they are all the victims of blackmail and that Boddy is the man behind it all; the dinner party was merely an excuse to get them all under one roof to confront Boddy and turn him over to the police. Boddy reminds everyone that he can simply reveal their secrets once in police custody, and instead suggests that they kill Wadsworth and destroy the evidence, handing everyone a weapon. He turns out the light, there's a gunshot and a struggle, the lights go back on, and Boddy is lying dead in the middle of the parlor. And thus, the movie officially begins, kicking off a race to discover the identity of the killer before the police arrive and implicate everyone.



The film is a love-letter to classic whodunnit mystery tales, capturing the same charming, anachronistic atmosphere as the board game. One of the most important reasons why this movie works as well as it does is that it presents a genuinely engaging mystery. As the night goes on, more and more bodies keep turning up and the stakes keep getting higher and higher. The film also famously contains three different endings; the idea being that theaters would receive one of the three, each one presenting a different outcome. With this in mind, I tried to uncover the culprit before the movie revealed who the murderer really was (as anyone who enjoys a good mystery plot is wont to do); not only did my top three choices keep constantly changing as the film went on, in the end I had only guessed correctly once. 

The film really does an excellent job of keeping the audience guessing, throwing out red herrings left and right, giving everyone in the house probable cause for suspicion. The best mysteries are the ones that the viewer can solve simply based off of the clues presented; a sudden deus ex machina reveal that ignores the entire plot and buildup isn't so much clever as it is lazy writing. While I think it would certainly be a feat for someone to predict the final, "true" ending on a first-time viewing, the final scene (in which every bit of evidence is laid bare before both the characters and the audience) more or less proves that all the pieces of the puzzle were present and accounted for before arriving at the climax.



It's a truly commendable effort; it's not like one has a whole lot to work with when building a film based off of the Clue board game, yet this film manages to incorporate essentially every element from the game and pass as a legitimately well-thought-out mystery story to boot. That's to say nothing of the wonderfully irreverent, sardonic tone. The key to a good multigenre film is ensuring that both genres are not only evident, but well-represented. In the same way that Alien is both an effective horror movie AND an effective sci-fi story, Clue manages to be both a hilarious comedy and an engaging murder-mystery. When adapting a licensed product, it's important to have some perspective and remember what exactly it is you're dealing with. It would take a tremendous leap for anyone to take an adaptation of a board game seriously, the same way it would be difficult to make a Where's Waldo adaptation in the style of The Bourne Identity. By going for an overall comedic tone to compliment the air of mystery, the movie is able to faithfully translate the board game to the big screen, substituting the fun and easygoing atmosphere of actually playing the game for dry wit and slapstick sensibilities. Everyone in the film gives a wonderful performance (especially Tim Curry, who becomes a pure dynamo in the final act) and the writing is so quick and sharp I fear I may have cut myself while watching it.



Clue is an ideal cult classic. It's silly and strange and stems from what was very likely a ludicrous concept back in the day; making an entire movie based off of a board game. In the years since, we've gone from "one instruction manual's worth of plot" to "smiley faces and pictures of poop", so it would seem we've only dug ourselves deeper into that Tartarus-like pit that is licensed adaptations. It's a wave that can't be helped; so long as studios enjoy making money, brand synergy will always exist. But Clue is evidence that not every attempt to cash-in on a profitable brand has to be painful. In fact, with enough care and talent and attention to detail, it could even end up being fun, memorable, and legitimately engaging (not to mention, endlessly quotable). It's not often we get a movie like Clue or The LEGO Movie, where a shamelessly nonsensical idea is turned into something excellent, but when it happens it's certainly always a treat.

November 1, 2016

REVIEW: The Worst Witch


I wasn't entirely sure how I was going to spend this Halloween. It's easily my favorite holiday, so there's really no telling what manner of merriment I could find myself wrapped up in like so many toilet paper mummies. I can, however, tell you the one way I didn't expect to be spending my Halloween, and that's sitting at home watching the 1986 made-for-TV movie, The Worst Witch. I really don't know what to classify this as, exactly. Don't get me wrong, it's awful, but that doesn't mean that I'm not going to break this out every Halloween from now on. It's so terrible it may have just become a tradition.

The plot follows Mildred Hubble (Fairuza Balk, in what I like to pretend is a prequel to The Craft), a student at the prestigious Miss Cackle's Academy for Witches. A thoroughly mediocre student to begin with (some might even call her the WORST witch), her life is anything but charmed (no pun intended). To make matters worse, she's constantly antagonized by a particularly nasty teacher, as well as a snobbish blonde rival. Students at this school for witchcraft and wizardry partake in potions class, as well as flying lessons taught by an instructor who wears goggles while riding her enchanted broom. The only people who seem to give Mildred a break are her dim, goofy best friend and the eccentric old headmistress of the school, and it was right around this point that I started to wonder if J.K. Rowling is actually a humongous thief who pilfered all of her ideas from a comically bad children's special that aired on HBO in the mid-80's.


While there's bound to be some overlap when it comes to the concept of "magic boarding school", it's honestly uncanny how many similarities there are between The Worst Witch and the Harry Potter series. The scenes that take place during the flying lessons are especially flagrant, since they look like they take place in practically the same castle courtyard we saw in Sorcerer's Stone. Now I'm not saying that one series stole ideas from the other (if anything, I'm vaguely implying it at best), but it's amazing when one considers the similarities, not just in terms of aesthetic, but in terms of story structure.

Both series feature a scene where a character goes surfing on a broomstick. Both series have scenes where the mean blonde kid is turned into an animal as a form of comeuppance. Both series have a magical villain (with a crazy, over-the-top underling) who is defeated by a seemingly innocuous spell. Both Mildred Hubble and Harry Potter are given honors by the headmaster in the Great Hall. I can't get enough of it. One would think that it would be easiest to draw parallels between Harry Potter and all of the Potter contemporaries; your Spiderwick Cronicles or Twilight or Series of Unfortunate Events. But no, the thing that it all bears an uncanny resemblance to is an 80's kids' movie where Tim Curry plays a tambourine in a technicolor wingsuit.



Yes, Tim "Frank-N-Furter" Curry is in this, playing the unfortunately named "Grand Wizard". He claims he has a lot of gigs to get to on Halloween and we can only hope none of them involve cross burnings in the deep south. We also have Dianna Rigg (The Avengers' Emma Peel/Game of Thrones' Olenna Tyrell, depending on your generation) as the slightly-less-unfortunately-named Miss Hardbroom; as one might surmise from her name, she's the Dean Wormer to Fairuza Balk's Delta House. She's normally so darn endearing everywhere she goes, it's genuinely fascinating to watch her play the part of a frigid old ice queen. You end up hating her, naturally, even though a part of you just doesn't want to. We also have Charlotte Rae of Diff'rent Strokes/Facts of Life fame, pulling double duty as Miss Cackle and her evil twin sister, Agatha. One is a perpetually flustered old woman with little to do, the other is a neon nightmare that sounds halfway between Wynonna Judd and Bruce Springsteen. I can't say everyone was good, nor can I say everyone was bad. I honestly don't know what kind of performances these actors gave. All I know is I was transfixed from start to finish.



The Worst Witch is an amazing piece of innocent schlock. The production value is laughable, the story is practically nonexistent, and the songs are the equivalent of a clown getting launched into a vat of acid; you don't really want to laugh, but you just can't think of any other way to process what you're feeling. I feel confident in saying that this is to Halloween as The Star Wars Holiday Special is to Christmas. The only core difference is The Worst Witch is about a half hour shorter, making it intrinsically better by default. Remember, anything can happen on Halloween. Even a couple of particularly stiff cocktails and a viewing of The Worst Witch. It's by no means ideal, but there's definitely worse ways to celebrate.